The lion sleeps toniiiiggghttt! Happy June!
All too familiar…..
There might have been a chortle that followed this….
(Source: litttle-d)
Sunday Loveday.
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
Squee: Kitty Discovers Ecstasy Courtesy of a Neck Massager(via @Jezebel)
Hey, being a cat is really hard. Sometimes you have to alternate so fast between acting totally judgmental and desperate for affection that it gives you a tiny case of whiplash.
Olivia? How did you become so animated?
HARRY POTTER WAS A HORCRUX?
THIS MOVIE IS BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW. THERE IS MIND ON THE WALL BEHIND ME FROM IT GETTING BLOWN ALL OVER THE PLACE. I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER READ THESE BOOKS.
AND WHAT THE HELL, NEVILLE? YOU GOT MAD SEXY AND I KIND OF WANT TO TOUCH YOUR WAND.
WITH MY MOUTH.
Best. one. ever.
WHAT UP? I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT YOUR BROTHER’S A TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT. WE SMOKED HALF A JOINT AND HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS IN LIKE, TEN MINUTES.
IN OTHER NEWS, MIAMI’S DOWN BY SIX. IT’S NOT EVEN HALFTIME, THOUGH.
BEER ME.
I CAN SORT OF SEE WHAT YOU’RE GOING FOR, BUT THE MAIN PROBLEM HERE IS THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE … STYLE? GOOD CLOTHES? A MODICUM OF RESTRAINT? THINGS LIKE THAT.
RIGHT NOW YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE LET LIBERACE DESIGN A METER MAID UNIFORM FOR A DESERT ENVIRONMENT.
PLEASE DON’T SMILE. THAT’S NOT A COMPLIMENT.
