SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
There might have been a chortle that followed this….
(Source: litttle-d)
OOPS, ALMOST FORGOT MY-
OH THANK GOD YOU’RE OKAY. COME HERE. DO YOU FEEL YOUR HEART? IT’S RACING! YOU’RE TERRIFIED! YOU DON’T WANT TO GO. THAT’S FINE. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. WE’LL JUST GET YOU AWAY FROM HERE. WE’LL FORGET THIS WHOLE SILLY NOTION. WHAT WERE WE THINKING? HA! WE MUST HAVE BEEN ON CRAZY PILLS!
MOM, PLEASE LET ME GO AND HAND ME MY BACKPACK. IT’S NOT EVEN REAL COLLEGE. IT’S COMMUNITY COLLEGE. I STILL LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE. I’LL BE HOME AT SIX.
I am in love with this blog.
It’s no April Fools, Nessa is pretty upset the rum is gone. Happy April!!!
Emerson kids understand.
Just a thought
if Fred & George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night.
or did they just not want to ask or
Can’t stop laughing. Omg.
AWESOME.
(Source: everybody-and--television)
omg ill delete this soon but omg this is perfect
hahahaha! perfect!
And now, a kitty re-enactment of the Titanic…..
I laughed so hard, there were tears.
Les chats ninjas (by faireset2)
Olivia told me she’s going to marry the stair climber…
